What did Max, 22, investigate consultant, and 27 -year-old postgrad student Thomas spawn of each other?

Max on Thomas

What were you are waiting for ?
A good titter and maybe more- I don’t want to end up like Miss Havisham.

First notions ?
Pretty glam. Polite as well.

What did you talk about ?
Camp America, monkey, the worst Grindr hookups, my flatmate’s shenanigans.

Any awkward times ?
An abundance of awkward pauses.

Good table manners ?
A +.

Best circumstance about Thomas ?
His frankness was a freshening change.

Would you interpose him to your friends?
He’d get along with one of my friends in particular, because she is also a vegetarian.

Describe Thomas in three words
Nice, quirky and, er, vegetarian.

What do you think he made of you ?
That I’m as mad as a purse of cats.

Did you go on somewhere ?
There was more chemistry in a GCSE English exam, so the time objective after dinner.

And … did you kiss ?
No.

If you could change one thing about the evening, what the fuck is it be ?
I should have gone for a full-bodied cherry-red and played more interested.

Marks out of 10 ?
5.

Would you meet again ?
No.

Thomas on Max

What were you are waiting for ?
An fascinating experience.

First impressions ?
He reminded me of my geography teacher.

What did “were talking about” ?
Travel, blogging and ungainly Grindr meet-ups.

Any ungainly minutes ?
A fortune of tricky silences. I felt bad for him, because he was clearly nervous.

Good table manners ?
He ate his dinner very fast.

Best event about Max ?
He boastings an substantial freight cone and sweater collection.

Would you feed him to your best friend ?
No.

Describe Max in three oaths
Not my type.

What do you think he made of you ?
Neither of us was interested.

Did you go on somewhere ?
No.

And … did you kiss ?
No.

If you could change one thing about the evening, what the fuck is it be ?
I would change the company for a bit more personality.

Marks out of 10 ?
3.

Would you meet again ?
I’d shun it.

* Max and Thomas ate at Flour& Grape, London SE1.

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