Anyone who says they haven’t at least thought about what it would be like to marry rich is a – liar. Many of us perhaps spend time realizing the incredible life you are able guide if only you had a romantic meet-cute with Zac Efron( while hiking with your dog in the Los Angeles slopes and your pooch runs away straight into his arms … or something. Haven’t introduced much anticipated into it ). But a life of glamorous riches with a notoriety comes with the cost of preeminence and red carpet and having to work out all the time. So I think it’s term we replace that fame illusion with a successful tech financier fantasy–because if you crave business partners that they are consistent with you financially while you seek your nightmare chore of pop culture blogging/ Netflix bingeing, it’d be way cooler if they were also intelligent, resourceful, and successful af.

Unfortunately our favorite tech boy feminist and Reddit co-founder, Alexis Ohanian, is greater on the market( one more reason to affection Serena Williams ), but there are plenty of other viable-ish alternatives out there, and they’re probably online date( because tech ). So get your tushes out to Silicon Valley, consider the advantages( besides $$$) and impediments of dating a tech founder, and start gathering a roster of DM’s to slither into.

Elon Musk: Tesla, SpaceX

Elon doesn’t really operates for the purposes of the radar like our other challengers, and “youre supposed to” won’t find him on Hinge( regrettably ). But he recently split from Amber Heard, so he is definitely emotionally unavailable on the market. He rolls Tesla, SpaceX and The Boring Company–which is digging faults in L.A. to get rid of commerce, so he’s a total do-gooder and macrocosm saver. He’s worth about $19 billion, has been divorced three times( twice from the same wife ), and “theres only” six children around you to help cause.

Advantages : All the Teslas in the world, and a good chance he would take “youve got to” Mars.

Disadvantages : He fees like, a million corporations and has like, a million children, so there maybe isn’t much hour for clasps.

Jack Dorsey: Twitter

Jack is the CEO and co-founder of Twitter and the CEO and founder of Square( Venmo’s little successful half-sister ). He’s 41 years old and usefulnes around$ 3 billion. He has tattoos and stuff so he was probably an emo adolescent in high school, and I once construed him communicate at a Square holiday party–he’s SUPER into himself. Maybe you’ll be into him too.

Advantages : Maybe you are able get him to disable Trump’s Twitter account, for good.

Disadvantages : Twitter has gone through a few rounds of layoffs lately, and his companionships don’t appear to have any space of ever making money.

John Zimmer: Lyft

As the co-founder and chairman of Lyft( a company importance $11 billion ), John could clearly provide for an intellectually very difficult and financially supportive life-style. Plus Uber is the worst, which shapes Lyft( its crest contestant) best available, right? John is 33 years old, a self-proclaimed nice guy( hopefully not too nice because no one requires that ), and your momma will totally love him.

Advantages : Free journeys for life.

Disadvantages : Potential pink mustache fetish.

Drew Houston: Dropbox

Drew is the founder and CEO of Dropbox, that record store and sharing software that somehow still hasn’t figured out how to make document storing and sharing all that easy. He’s worth an estimated$ 1 billion and sorta looks like a chubbier version of Elon Musk–no, just me? He affection talking about being a benefactor and he could probably has become a lover/ life coach hybrid if you are into this kind of thing.

Advantages : Unlimited storage for your meat pics.

Disadvantages : You would have to figure out how Dropbox works.

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